Here’s hoping southern cooking still hits the spot.
[give him a sec - moment of rummaging down the sofa crevices for his phone. there’s a slew of notifications. some of them are Extremely Weird.
so just. ignoring that, for chicken. as it should be. this also takes a minute while he scrolls by a bunch of korean fried chicken places for something that screams AMERICAN MADE IN GREASE.
he orders a bucket. corn. gravy. cannot believe they do fake meat wings. ]
I did fairly recently lose about a quarter of my body weight and the monster bats who liberated it from me were definitely not complaining I was overdone.
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[ he brandishes the alliance credit card, holding it out. ]
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[yank!]
What’s the mood? This app shit has everything at least three times over.
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[give him a sec - moment of rummaging down the sofa crevices for his phone. there’s a slew of notifications. some of them are Extremely Weird.
so just. ignoring that, for chicken. as it should be. this also takes a minute while he scrolls by a bunch of korean fried chicken places for something that screams AMERICAN MADE IN GREASE.
he orders a bucket. corn. gravy. cannot believe they do fake meat wings. ]
You want hot sauce?
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[ man people really want a piece of billy's bod. not that he can blame them. man was made to be a model. ]
Get me like 2 litres of coke.
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[that’s gonna be a steve problem later!]
Says thirty minutes. I’ll try not to gnaw your arm off.
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You look chewey, honestly. No offence.
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Where, exactly?
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[he will fix this.]
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[listen.]
You’re just real damn noodly is all I’m saying.
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Alright, alright, I get it. We'll go get me the perfect gym bod and clink our protein shakes together or whatever the hell you eat to stay that size.
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[results may vary etc.]
- Shit that reminds me. The flying cars? [he can’t drive that]
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Yeah, they're all over that city in Washington right?
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[He breathes out. Tries not to get emotional thinking about his poor baby, lying totalled in some Indiana scrap heap.] Maybe a bike.
[A beat. ] Fuck it. Both?
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[ but also: don't trust edward munson with money. ]
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[Like he has standards. He does. He's charging extra for - ]
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Got it. You're just providing premium spank bank material.
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Exactly. I'm high class. I've got dignity.
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