- RETROMIX + HEATMETAL

[camarod]

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[camarod]

They’re monsters, they don’t know how to be choosey.

[listen.]

You’re just real damn noodly is all I’m saying.

[heatmetal]

[ shoving at him lightly. ]

Alright, alright, I get it. We'll go get me the perfect gym bod and clink our protein shakes together or whatever the hell you eat to stay that size.

[camarod]

The commitment is music to my ears. I’ll have you throwing cars at monsters in no time.

[results may vary etc.]

- Shit that reminds me. The flying cars? [he can’t drive that]

[heatmetal]

[ ohhh right. right. ]

Yeah, they're all over that city in Washington right?

[camarod]

Yeah. Yeah. I just want a normal car again.

[He breathes out. Tries not to get emotional thinking about his poor baby, lying totalled in some Indiana scrap heap.] Maybe a bike.

[A beat. ] Fuck it. Both?

[heatmetal]

If you're making that sweet ass porn money, why the hell not?

[ but also: don't trust edward munson with money. ]

[camarod]

It isn't porn, it's adult entertainment. I haven't jacked off yet.

[Like he has standards. He does. He's charging extra for - ]

[heatmetal]

[ eddie snorts. ]

Got it. You're just providing premium spank bank material.

[camarod]

[His tongue is waggling. ]

Exactly. I'm high class. I've got dignity.

[heatmetal]

You're an entrepreneur. A self-made man. I respect that.