No, no, I get it, man. You're always Aragon. And you got a looooot of feelings you gotta let out. [ hopefully not all over hargrove's ass. ] But right now, you're the ring. And Hargrove and I are playing Frodo and Sam, so we gotta take you to the top of Mt. Diadem to lay you to rest in the softest bed before you spew like Mt. Doom.

[ he pats steve's cheek. ]

Besides, we know who the Boromir is here. Just chill.