Why are you both so nice to me?

[ The floor is so swirly, oh God, that final major drink is hitting his bloodstream. ]

Can we call Robin? I need Robin. [ He looks at Billy quizzically. ] D'you remember Robin Buckley? She's my best friend. [ Swerving his attention back to Eddie. ] I almost fell in love with her once but I wasn't ... paying attention.

I could summon Robin, you guys!