Certified cult leader, if you listen to the petrified townspeople.

[ satisfied that steve's probably fine here, he spins around on his heel and grasps his chest with his free hand dramatically. ]

Corrupting the hearts and minds of the youth! Sacrificing innocents to appease my hellbound master with my great supernatural prowess. Dungeons and Dragons has warped my mind and soul in ways that cannot be undone. I thought it'd be the dealing that got me in the clink, not the dice rolling.

[ he drops into a chair. ]

He's alright. Godawful taste in music aside.