[What he should say is: yeah that really sucks for you guys huh, because he’s getting grumpy. Not malicious, or vengeful, but a little sour and stung by how easy it is for them to fall into each other.

He should say something clawing and mean, but what he says, because he is a masochist, is:] I have another room, [and then worse, he adds, resigned:] If one of you gets a fucking job. [He is looking pointedly at you Steve.] I already got two. I work late. You’ve got free reign so long as you keep my shit clean - [this time Eddie gets a look,] and you don’t fuck on my couch.