Oh? You cook? Here I thought you and Derek relied on take out or hired rosette chefs.
[The tone is absolutely sarcastic, but he and Melissa have had this exact conversation while extremely plastered. He wants to say what is wrong with canned corn, except that he knows it's a lot. There's so much wrong with it. He doesn't even have like, tuna or mayo to make it edible. It's a suffering existence, okay. Look at this beard, Peter. He's going through a whole thing. A whole number of things? So many things.
On the upside, they're still alone when they emerge, though Chris' hand has been on his gun the entire time.
It feels like, as they're walking back to the car, that they might actually go grocery shopping, which is just another one of those strange, unsettling things he's going to share today with Peter. Like everything else he's chosen to focus on, this is easier than saying: grocery shopping suggests a sense of permanence or self-care, neither of which Chris has really been going for this month. ]
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[The tone is absolutely sarcastic, but he and Melissa have had this exact conversation while extremely plastered. He wants to say what is wrong with canned corn, except that he knows it's a lot. There's so much wrong with it. He doesn't even have like, tuna or mayo to make it edible. It's a suffering existence, okay. Look at this beard, Peter. He's going through a whole thing. A whole number of things? So many things.
On the upside, they're still alone when they emerge, though Chris' hand has been on his gun the entire time.
It feels like, as they're walking back to the car, that they might actually go grocery shopping, which is just another one of those strange, unsettling things he's going to share today with Peter. Like everything else he's chosen to focus on, this is easier than saying: grocery shopping suggests a sense of permanence or self-care, neither of which Chris has really been going for this month. ]